Choses = trucs, machins
(Etc. = truc - machin - et cetera)
Nourriture = bouffe
Boire = picoler
On va bien manger = on va péter le bid (a péter egyébként "fingani", a bid meg lehet h tenyleg gyomor)
Argent = sou, blé, poignon (van meg 50 masik de en csak ezt a kettot tudom)
J'ai plus d'argent = chui complètement fauché (a merde)
Reszeg : ivre, saoul, bourré (pas mal des expressions pour ça aussi, je me demande pourquoi)
Voiture = baignol, bière = baignol (aussi)

Si t'es pas poli, tu dis "va te faire voire",
Si t'es poli tu dis "Dis bonjour à ta maman pour moi" (c'est mon préféré).

... Donc voilù quoi.

My second boss and tuteur, Jean Marc just faced the fact that he can't download Dreamweaver from the net without paying for it. Oh, he started out with such a naive enthousiasm, I just didn't feel like disappointing him :) Whatever, he'll get a pirate one in 2 days. It's always useful to know everyone in the neighborhood (in this case, the neighborhood is Bretagne).

Advanced French countryside computer techniques:
All colleagues at my organisation do balance sheets on paper, with a pencil and a calculator. When they are finished, they type the result in a Word document. There is an Excel on every computer of the org. They just don't know how to use it.
C'est la vie, c'est la France...

When I came here in april, all the French were speaking Chinese. Especially with each other. Don't ask me, I don't get it... they were simply speaking Chinese.
After about 4 months that gradually became French. Greatest trip of my life, seriously. Chinese becoming french. It's just surreal.

Now I know I have a bad day if I'm listening to french chatting with each other, and I don't get a word, and I realise they started again with Chinese.

C'est la vie, surtout à l'étranger.

is going to the beach.
Bref.

:))

And (against all apparences and probabilities) there is actually a forest near St Brieuc, it's right next to Etables-sur-Mer, and it's niiice. Even if it's just one small valley. (Katja has the photos, I'll try to get them)
Just be careful, and the moment you hear the hunters just leave and go rather to the beach. Hunters make a bit too many accidents each autumn. That might hurt.

que je suis la seule utilisateur de MyEVS toute en France????!!
Où est tout le mond autre???



(Ben oui je sais, je vais envoyer les invitations bientôt et on verra...)